Joke a fellow Brit would enjoy

[Ed Debevic]

A Anglican minister, an Iman and a rabbi make a wager; who can stay
with a 300 lbs pig in a sty the longest

The clergyman is the first to go in. After no more than 15 minutes he
comes out spluttering and has terrible diarrhea.

Next it's the turn of the imam. He overcomes his aversion to pigs and
goes into the sty. Minutes pass and it looks like he will do better
than the clergyman, but after no more than half an hour, he comes out
looking green and experiencing projectile vomit.

Now it's the turn of the 'rabbi'. The other two sit down and
watch. Time passes slowly and after 30 minutes they acknowledge that
the 'rabbi' has won the bet.

They wait and wait...after one hour, the pig comes out.

[Peeler]

Loose Sphincter, the unhappily married gay neo-nazitard, now FORGING as Ed
Debevic, once whined on Usenet:

"This is embarrassing. My fraternity from graduating class of 1980
having our re-union right after Thanksgiving this year. We've booked I
think 194 of us (with wives) on 'Norwegian Cruise Lines" for
7days/6nights in the Caribbean. The problem is my wife. She has added
about 65-70 lbs of unsightly fat on her body and her once cute face
looks like an old catcher's mitt since our college days. I'm embarrassed
to show the old gang that this pig was the best I could do for a wife. I
just know I'll be a laughing stock when this cruise is over. Should i go
with her, leave her home and hire a young sexy escort for the week to
pose as my second wife, or should I just make some excuse and stay home.
Any logical suggestions will be considered."

Loose Sphincter whining in MID: <l1ltsa$pf8$***@speranza.aioe.org>

ROTFLOL!

Why, oh WHY, are ALL you Nazis, ALWAYS, without ANY exception, such LAUGHING
STOCKS? LOL

[Revd Terence Fformby-Smythe]

On Wed, 21 Sep 2022 22:19:57 +0200, Foreskin Peeler
<***@valid.invalid> wrote:

<fluhs Grik skata>

Innit anus!

BITCHED to ***@TheWorld.com yet?

NO?

LOL!

[Peeler]

Is there NO end to your impotent WAILING and HOWLING, you MISERY INCARNATE?

As if we didn't know the answer, eh, you overt sexual cripple? LOL

[Revd Terence Fformby-Smythe]

On Thu, 22 Sep 2022 09:33:47 +0200, Foreskin Peeler
<***@valid.invalid> wrote:

<fluhs Grik skata>

Innit anus!

LOL

[Peeler]

On Thu, 22 Sep 2022 12:43:56 +0100, clinically insane, pedophilic, serbian
bitch Razovic, the resident psychopath of sci and scj and Usenet's famous
sexual cripple, making an ass of herself as "Revd Terence Fformby-Smythe",

Post by Revd Terence Fformby-Smythe
<fluhs Grik skata>

Post by Peeler
Is there NO end to your impotent WAILING and HOWLING, you MISERY INCARNATE?
As if we didn't know the answer, eh, you overt sexual cripple? LOL

Innit anus!

There IS no end to your impotent WAILING and HOWLING, eh, you MISERY
INCARNATE! ROTFLOL

[Loose Cannon]

On Wed, 21 Sep 22 20:03:09 UTC, Ed Debevic

Post by Ed Debevic
A Anglican minister, an Iman and a rabbi make a wager; who can stay
with a 300 lbs pig in a sty the longest
The clergyman is the first to go in. After no more than 15 minutes he
comes out spluttering and has terrible diarrhea.
Next it's the turn of the imam. He overcomes his aversion to pigs and
goes into the sty. Minutes pass and it looks like he will do better
than the clergyman, but after no more than half an hour, he comes out
looking green and experiencing projectile vomit.
Now it's the turn of the 'rabbi'. The other two sit down and
watch. Time passes slowly and after 30 minutes they acknowledge that
the 'rabbi' has won the bet.
They wait and wait...after one hour, the pig comes out.

Yup.

Indeed.

Right on, all counts.

It sure, does.

No doubt, about it.

You got, THAT right!

[Peeler]

On Wed, 21 Sep 2022 22:38:48 +0100, clinically insane, pedophilic, serbian
bitch Razovic, the resident psychopath of sci and scj and Usenet's famous

Post by Loose Cannon
Yup.
Indeed.

Yup, you are INDEED a VERY VERY sick asshole, pedophilic gay Razovic!