Post by Andrealphus Post by The King of Bel Air
You know that any man who marries, dates, or claims to have had sex
1. Zsa Zsa Gabor (or any of the Gabor sisters)
2. Liza Minnelli
3. Anna Nicole Smith
is G - A - Y.
Well this guy, "the Prince" is not only married to Zsa Zsa, he also
claims to have had sex with Anna Nicole Smith and fathered a daughter
with her. So that makes him DOUBLE GAY.
The only thing that would be worse is if he suddenly announced he is
having an extra-marital affair with Liza Minnelli. That would be the
Tom Cruise and John Travolta should recruit this guy into Scientology.
In fact, it might have been David Miscavige who tied him up naked in
his Rolls Royce after a date (recruiting session) went horribly wrong.
The topper is that he's not even a real Prince. He found some money
poor/land rich English heiress and bought her title from her.
From the Wikipedia article on Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt:
"Prinz von Anhalt was born as Hans Robert Lichtenberg (other sources
state Hans-Georg Lichtenberg) near Bad Kreuznach, Germany. The son of a
German police officer, he was adopted in 1980 by Princess Marie Auguste
of Anhalt (1898-1983).
"She was married firstly to Prince Joachim of Prussia, the youngest son
of German Emperor William II, who committed suicide in 1920 after four
years of marriage, and secondly, in 1926, to Johannes-Michael Freiherr
von Loën, whom she divorced in 1935.
"Upon his adoption by Princess Marie Auguste of Anhalt, Lichtenberg took
the name Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt; he is also known as Frédéric von
Anhalt. The adoption and name change did not confer any title or
nobility, though this is often assumed by various media outlets
unfamiliar with the technicalities of the adoption and which, therefore,
frequently refer to him incorrectly as a prince. Prinz von Anhalt is his
surname, rather than a title, as per German laws regarding the country's
former nobility. In addition to long-standing conventions prohibiting
the transfer of German titles to adopted individuals -- except for
individuals who are blood relations adopted by another relative -- the
Anhalt family does not include Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt as a member. "
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