2018-07-13 17:16:38 UTC
A dark day in the history of our country. The Queen has been debased and degraded by being forced to meet.. and touch.. this abomination of a human being. She will suffer from PTSD and Theresa May is to blame.
Spanky was dribbling with excitement and glee, Mrs Spanky looked like she'd rather be somewhere else. It was, quite possibly, the most revolting spectacle I've ever seen.
No doubt Spanky thinks this gives him the legitimacy and respectability he craves so much but he's wrong - nothing can change what he is. He won't realise this however until he is in a federal prison wearing an orange jump suit, to match his hair and makeup.
I'm disappointed in you Comrade. I asked you to stop him from coming here and you let me down.